Category Archives: Just an observation…

Can you listen to Radio 4 and still like Rap Music?

To save some people time because I know how busy some people can be. The answer to this question is Yes.

For those after a bit more insight into the question of whether an enjoyment of Radio 4 can be shared with the angry rants of a rap song, please read on kind people.

I have recently discovered a real interest in talk radio. This has led me to listening to a lot of Radio 4, 5live and talkSport. I am not just talking about listening to football chatter, I am also mean other stuff like politics and other human interest debates.

One radio listening session which did catch my attention was a live debate in the houses of parliament where Cameron and Milliband were taking it in turns to accuse each other of failing stuff. (and this is going to solve the countries problems).
This is a rough transcript of what they said

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Milliband (M): You said you would make sure the country would not be downgraded in its credit rating. Does this mean you have failed?

Cameron (C): We must work to gain this credit rating again

M: So you failed?

C: We must improve the country?

M: So you failed?

And so on… Pointless but amusing. He might as well as said ‘Cameron, you are a dick’ and then Cameron could come back and say ‘Milliband, you are a dick’ which then could see the two of them going ‘no, you are’… ‘no YOU ARE’. One of them could then storm out and slam the door, but it won’t because its one of those silly safety fire doors that closes slowly on its on (never good when you want a dramatic door slam exit).

 

Anyway back to the original point. So I love listening to this stuff now. But to totally turn it on its head, on my way to presenting my hospital radio show Saturday I listening to a bit of Kanye Wests latest album Cruel Summer which features the song Mercy where the lyrics ‘So much hate, I need an AK’ are used. Pictures it if you will, a white 27 year old man, wearing glasses, driving a Peugeot 307 at 29mph along Shoreham High Street singing along to ‘Your chick, she’s so thirsty, I am in the yellow Lambo, your chick, she’s trying to jerk me’.

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If Kanye West is reading this, I would like to know what he means by doing Suicides on the Tour Bus and in the Private Jet.

Anyway, I know I may have personality defects, but at the same time I feel many others do and its ok to like Radio 4 and Rap Music, just never expect the two to cross paths.

 

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Stoke Manager Tony Pulis has never been to a Casino, I have proof

Hello everyone. This is a mega quick blog tonight as you have been blessed with world-class blogging recently, the standard of a top of the range journalist student type blog standard. Tonight I felt like going back down to my safe simple level of ‘blogging’.

So, I have proof that Stoke City Manager Tony Pulis has never been to a casino and it comes in the form of a quote where he describes his teams loss to Blackpool.

“We have watched a lot of Blackpool this year and they are playing roulette football,” he said.

“They are throwing the dice and hoping things will drop for them. They are very positive with it and playing with no fear.”

They play roulette football and keep throwing the dice… that’s almost as ridiculous as Andy once accusing me of cheating at roulette by counting cards.

What a numpty!

 

 

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The Awkward Monday Morning Embrace

Its Monday morning and you have just strolled into the office/shop/building site/massage parlour or wherever you work. You then switch into auto pilot when you encounter the first of many pointless conversations with colleagues. You know the one…

A:”Hey, how are you?”

B:”Hey, yeah I am good thanks, you?”

A:”Not too bad, good weekend?”

B:”Yeah good weekend, you?”

A:”Yeah it was good”

And your done. You are no closer to knowing anything about the other person, in fact at this time of the morning you don’t care. Simple. No one gets hurt, everyone’s happy, now lets count down the minutes until home time. But it’s not always this easy…

First of all there is always the embarrassing fail where one of you jumps the gun or the other expects you to say something you have not. For example…

A: Hey, how are you?

B: Yeah im good thanks

A: Yeah, not too bad

A has assumed B wants to know how he is so has just jumped in there and told him without being asked! This awkward moment is usually ignored by both parties, so from that point of view it’s not too much of an issue.

Alarm bells will begin to ring however when some

thing truly horrible occurs and that is when you give a totally honest answer. None of us really care how we are all doing. Neither do we care if we all had a good weekend. It’s just the thing you do, like drink silly amounts of coffee or buy £4 sandwiches.

I used to work with someone who was guilty of this. They would ask me how I was, I would say I was fine, followed by the usual “you?” They would then say “actually I am not too good”. I would continue auto pilot mode as its Monday morning and my brain does not work 100% yet. I fire off a quick “Good weekend?”. They then come back with “not really no, had a big argument with my partner…..” No one wants to hear this 1st thing on a Monday morning.

Save this conversation for around the 11am session when you realise you have run out of energy to do any more work.

The Top Trumps Friend

We all have one but we may not realise it. A Top Trumps friend is a friend who always seems to have a better story. Just like in a game of Top Trumps, you present them with something and it is their job to out do you. These people will only listen to the punch line of you story, before formulating a story that is better, all the time just nodding and pretending to listen to your story. Their story will always begin with a highly emphasised ‘Well I…….”

It gets more complicated from here on. This is where Top Trumps Friend (TTF for short) has to make a calculated decision. This will separate the TTF and define whether they are the kid who always has the larger stack of cards or is outed as a fake. Do they come up with a story a million times better than yours or do they come up with a story of which is slightly better than yours? The pro TTF will go for the story slighty better. For example

Your Story: ‘I went out last night, quite a heavy night drinking. Must have had like 6 pints and I was smashed. Got talking to this girl and made a complete idiot of myself.

TTF: ‘Well I went out and had 8 pints the other night and got talking to this really fit girl and went back to hers.

TTF Wannabe: ‘Well I went out, had 20 beers and got off with Megan Fox’s sister. Woke up in the morning without a hangover and drove her home’

In Top Trump Language this reads as

Your Card: Ford Focus Top Speed 5/10

TTF Card: Porsche 911 Top Speed 8/10

TTF Wannabe Card: Bugatti Veyron 10/10 when actually they have the Mini Cooper 3/10

TTF is slightly believable, their story has shot yours down and in terms of Top Trumps, they get your card. TTF Wannabe has gone over the top with their lie, so much so you question them, you look at their card and see they have told a lie and they look like a complete dick.

The TTF is a difficult case to deal with so be cautious. Do you play their game and out do their story or do you nod and agree and let them have their moment? It’s a tough one, if you out do them and they then counter challenge where does this conversation go? Eventually one of you will have to claim to be God to win the battle. People realise they are full of %£$$% eventually.

If you have read this entire blog and thought “I have no idea who my Top Trump friend is” well then it’s probably you.

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